I'm Olivia and I live in New Mexico with a clowder of cats and a stink of litter boxes. I enjoy vexing my kitties, taking long walks, eating vegan food, cooking vegan food, and watching cheesy, big budget movies where people answer questions like, "Who should we call?" with a gruff and overly serious, "Everyone."

I also enjoy making up collective nouns for things that don't already have them, like a spootle of Ruperts and a stink of litter boxes.